echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

(Source: doodoomar, via nohetero)

I wish the TA would stop walking around the classroom so I can properly go on tumblr during lab

today in our 13 student class I laughed really loud at something the instructor said that wasn’t remotely funny and it was just embarrassing I was really embarrassed 

Once I had to promote this fundraiser at Gina’s pizza so I handed out these fliers to some male classmates and said 

“Get Gina’s tonight it’ll probably be the only gina you’ll ever get anyway”

I’ve made my roommate’s boyfriend kill so many spiders in our apartment it’s ridiculous 

I have this big fiction short story writing assignment due on Thursday, and I’m writing about these two brothers who live in the future 

And everyone lives underground because it’s too polluted above the earth’s crust

But at the same time I want to write about something complex and convoluted involving murder and blood and tricky subplots and seductive men and women

But I don’t think I know enough about those things to be able to pull it off