Complaining is stupid. Either act or forget.– Stefan Sagmeister (via kari-shma)
next year’s apartment is first floor right next to the pool with my window facing the pool won’t be needing binoculars anymore AWWW YEAAAHHHHHHH
I just realized that Payphone has a lot of cuss words in it
“Sometimes I feel like I’m toxic ...
-smart -handsome -eloquent Pick two.
*picks up phone*
Dad: I can see you eating breakfast
Dad: We have a camera installed in our house in case of emergencies
I really like black people
aquickalias: team-artemis: goldinmyheadx: machistado: musafeer: farhaaan: janinanicole: Jay Pharoah Impersonating Will Smith, DMX, Eddie Murphy, Chris Tucker, Barack Obama, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Cassidy & Katt Williams OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
Okay so the chorus to my new favorite song is
“I beat the pussy up up up up up” x 100 I hope Candy doesn’t judge me
Last Sunday this girl tackled me so hard snot flew out of my nose and I dropped the ball
being bored and looking up why I fart so much online
Watching The Ugly Truth and eating pizza
and it’s not even 8 am yet yayuh
I'm bored right now so I'm gonna tell you about my...
9 am- wake up, eat something to fix metabolism, brush teeth and stuff 10 am- math class 11 am- eat something 1 pm- get ready and leave for volunteer work 7 pm- get back from volunteer work and eat something 8 pm- AACF 10 pm- rugby 11:15 pm- get back to dorm, bake stuff for birthday 12 am- surprise birthday thing
Anonymous asked: shaddddddup ya nasty
13 Reasons Why
has FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS written all over it I have no idea why it got good reviews I thought it was a crappy and boring book Seriously she just needed to chill out and stop taking 5th grade drama so seriously The entire first half could have been summarized in a few pages, and if she hadn’t had taken some dumb jokes so seriously and focused more on her schoolwork none of this would...
fricking earthquake waking me up from my nap I am SO not having this right now
Finally finished five consecutive weeks of...
Phosphenes: Things I Hate: →
pasteurizedchicken: When I hit up a bunch of people to eat dinner with and when we’re deciding where to eat everyone’s like “yeah anywhere is fine I’m fine with anything yeah you pick Selena it’s your choice like seriously anywhere is fine I don’t care at all like really really” And then… YEAH EXCEPT FOR MEAT WTF IS UP WITH THAT
Things I Hate:
When I hit up a bunch of people to eat dinner with and when we’re deciding where to eat everyone’s like “yeah anywhere is fine I’m fine with anything yeah you pick Selena it’s your choice like seriously anywhere is fine I don’t care at all like really really” And then nobody will suggest anything so then I’m forced to pick a place and then...
burkinator: pasteurizedchicken: ok forrealz my dash has been dead today sorry.. hope this makes it more interesting You’re too nice :’)
ok forrealz my dash has been dead today
They’re playing really explicit stuff on the radio right now o__O