June 2012
124 posts
“Complaining is stupid. Either act or forget.”
– Stefan Sagmeister (via kari-shma)
Jun 1st
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May 2012
127 posts
omg
next year’s apartment is first floor right next to the pool with my window facing the pool won’t be needing binoculars anymore AWWW YEAAAHHHHHHH
May 31st
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May 30th
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I just realized that Payphone has a lot of cuss words in it 
May 30th
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May 30th
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May 30th
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Listen“Sometimes I feel like I’m toxic ...
May 30th
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Boys
-smart -handsome -eloquent Pick two.
May 30th
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May 30th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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ListenTHROWBACK
May 28th
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9 a.m.
*picks up phone*
Dad: I can see you eating breakfast
Me: What?
Dad: We have a camera installed in our house in case of emergencies
Me: WHAT
May 27th
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May 26th
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I really like black people
May 25th
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WatchWatch
aquickalias: team-artemis: goldinmyheadx: machistado: musafeer: farhaaan: janinanicole: Jay Pharoah Impersonating Will Smith, DMX, Eddie Murphy, Chris Tucker, Barack Obama, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Cassidy & Katt Williams OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
May 25th
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Okay so the chorus to my new favorite song is
“I beat the pussy up up up up up” x 100 I hope Candy doesn’t judge me 
May 25th
Last Sunday this girl tackled me so hard snot flew out of my nose and I dropped the ball
May 25th
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being bored and looking up why I fart so much online
May 25th
Watching The Ugly Truth and eating pizza
and it’s not even 8 am yet yayuh
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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I'm bored right now so I'm gonna tell you about my...
9 am- wake up, eat something to fix metabolism, brush teeth and stuff 10 am- math class 11 am- eat something  1 pm- get ready and leave for volunteer work 7 pm- get back from volunteer work and eat something 8 pm- AACF 10 pm- rugby 11:15 pm- get back to dorm, bake stuff for birthday 12 am- surprise birthday thing
May 23rd
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Anonymous asked: shaddddddup ya nasty
May 22nd
13 Reasons Why
has FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS written all over it I have no idea why it got good reviews I thought it was a crappy and boring book Seriously she just needed to chill out and stop taking 5th grade drama so seriously  The entire first half could have been summarized in a few pages, and if she hadn’t had taken some dumb jokes so seriously and focused more on her schoolwork none of this would...
May 22nd
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fricking earthquake waking me up from my nap I am SO not having this right now
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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Finally finished five consecutive weeks of...
May 22nd
Phosphenes: Things I Hate: →
pasteurizedchicken: When I hit up a bunch of people to eat dinner with and when we’re deciding where to eat everyone’s like “yeah anywhere is fine I’m fine with anything yeah you pick Selena it’s your choice like seriously anywhere is fine I don’t care at all like really really” And then… YEAH EXCEPT FOR MEAT WTF IS UP WITH THAT
May 21st
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Things I Hate:
When I hit up a bunch of people to eat dinner with and when we’re deciding where to eat everyone’s like “yeah anywhere is fine I’m fine with anything yeah you pick Selena it’s your choice like seriously anywhere is fine I don’t care at all like really really” And then nobody will suggest anything so then I’m forced to pick a place and then...
May 21st
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burkinator: pasteurizedchicken: ok forrealz my dash has been dead today sorry.. hope this makes it more interesting You’re too nice :’)
May 21st
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May 21st
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ok forrealz my dash has been dead today
May 20th
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They’re playing really explicit stuff on the radio right now o__O
May 20th
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May 20th
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